Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...– (via un-gendered)
All of my friends are getting married and stuff which is, uh, kinda strange. I...– Aziz Ansari (via yourdailynarcissist)
rianjohnson: is this jodie fosters suicide note
One day I decided that I was beautiful, and so I carried out my life as if I was...– Gabourey Sidibe (via cityyandcolour)
barbie-shoes: Nobody would want to be my friend if they saw how many pictures of my cat I have on my phone.
teejaypinetree: dearloserchris: teejaypinetree: She wants the (ph)D Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster. You have earned my respect.